Bird Jobs​ of the Future and Other Avian-Inspired Stories From the Year 2100 - Fall 2019


Years of Eagles - August 7th, 2019

The New York Times

The Hummingbird And The Pine - April 14th 2017

The New Yorker

If the Most Interesting Man In The World Were a Woman - Sept 11th, 2018

Pageant Standards for Camel Beauty - Feb 1st, 2018

Excerpts From Books I Wrote, for Which I Did Zero Research - April 6th 2017


​The Haunting of Over The Hill House - August 7th 2019

Do You Have A Child Or Have You Just Been Followed Home By A Hyena? - August 23rd 2016

A Whole Foods Clerk's All-Store Announcement For A Lost Husband - June 1st 2016

Sit Down, Shut Up, And Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips For The Aspiring Author - February 11th 2016

Electric Literature

8 Grown Up Novels With Animal Narrators - August 9th, 2019

Writer's Digest

How To Protect Your Artistic Integrity: Let Go of Expectations - August 7th, 2019

Jellyfish Review

Bookish Thing - November 16, 2018

Weekly Humorist (originally published at National Lampoon)

Scientists Bring Back Dodo From Extinction For The Fourth Time - April 20th 2017

Wine Reviews By A Sommelier In The Midst Of A Heinous Breakup - March 9th 2017

Open Letter To Cilantro - February 16th 2017

Hearing To Determine Grizzly Bear's Eligibility In Schools - February 7th 2017

Wine Pairings With Household Chores - January 25th 2017


My Magical First Job Running Wild In An Indonesian Zoo - December 2nd 2016

The Kitchn

The Most Important Food Lesson I Learned from My Mother - May 9th 2017

The Rumpus

To Prey On Birds - September 4th 2016

The Belladonna Comedy

Diary Of A Renaissance Faire Goldfish - March 24 2017

The Manifest-Station

Dogless: Lessons From A Soulful Singapore Mutt - July 17th 2016


The Most Delicious Wines Under $10 - April 12th 2017

The Best High-Protein Breakfasts - March 14th 2017

Incredible Indonesian Dishes You Need To Try Immediately - March 2nd 2017

Restaurants That Serve The Best Free Bread - February 14th 2017


NObamacare Tips - February 15th 2017


Woman Sentenced to Community Service For Wearing Same Dress To Two Different Weddings - July 5th 2016


Bo Obama Pays Touching Tribute To His Toilet Of Seven Years - Janurary 13th 2017

Absurd Things You Say To Your Kids - July 26th 2016

Nigiri For Your No-No Hole & Other Highly Effective Diets - May 12th 2016

How To Be Social When You'd Rather Set Your Spleen On Fire - March 31st 2016

Robot Butt

Clairvoyant Simian Considers Running for President in 2020 - November 19th 2016

The Huffington Post

Valentine's Cards From Steve Bannon - February 14th 2017

The Twelve Days Of Christmas As Sung By A Climate Change Denier - December 21st 2016

Syllabus For The School Of Internet Trolls - April 25th 2016

20 Ways To Attract A Man Person - April 13th 2016

The Good Men Project

Men, Online Trolls, And You: A Comprehensive Syllabus - May 24th 2016

Why This Nanny Is Moving To A Galaxy Far, Far Away - May 5th 2016

Bulletproof Ways To Destroy The 'Man Walls' Around Your Heart - April 24th 2016

I Miss Your Teeth - April 16th 2016

The Feminist Wire

In Defense Of Pole Dancing - December 26th 2012

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